About the book
'What section do you want to advertise in? Toys? Sporting equipment? Computers and Video Games?'
The woman in the newspaper office took off her glasses and polished them on her cardigan. 'What are you advertising?'
'My parents,' said Keith.
Keith's worried. Can two single parents with saggy tummies, wobbly bottoms and dodgy legs ever find happiness? Not a chance, decides Keith, unless he can get them into shape. Just as well Tracy the mountaineer and Aunty Bev the beautician are arriving from Australia...