About the book

Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!

With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.

How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.

Available formats

Football Jokes - Jacket

Stacks featuring this book

Football Fun Fantastic Football Jokes

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Publication Date
Macmillan Children's Books
Book Type
Paperback / softback

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