Revolting Jokes (PB)

What do executioners write in December?

Their Christmas chopping lists.

Why did the cannibal join the police force?

So he could grill his suspects.

First Flea: You don't look too well.

Second Flea: No, I'm not feeling up to scratch.

Where's the best place to have the school sickroom?

Next to the canteen!

And more truly revolting jokes guaranteed to get a giggle out of kids.

Publication Date
06 September 2002

Publisher
Macmillan Children's Books

Book Type
Paperback / softback

ISBN
9780330397735